Total Medals Earned: 1,411 (From 230 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,915 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (335/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 14/18 (370/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Unlock 20 headlines
Destroy 5 servers, but you still won't stop WikiLeaks.
Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 7/40 (40/445 points)
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Small hippies killed
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Mamas called
Punk superkicks called
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
10 Small rappers killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/220 points)
Have a total of 10 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 hunt quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 errand quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Exca-Grade weapon *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Grade 30 Student *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Graduate 30 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Win 10 tournaments *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach 600G/Week income *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Kill the Apprentice *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Finish Year 1 Perfectly *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Complete World 1.
Complete World 4.
Complete World 8.
Narrow your overall death count down to 400 after beating the game.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/245 points)
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Get a bonus!
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds